I Lived Every Michigan Stereotype This Week — Here’s How

Have you ever experienced one of those realizations that hits you so hard it almost bowls you over?
I had one of those today when I realized just how “Michigan” my life is.
Yes, I know — I live in Michigan, of course my life is “Michigan”. However, what I mean is that I’ve basically lived a Michigan stereotype all this week.
Allow me to explain:
Basically any stereotypical thing you can think for a Michigander to do, I did.
Things I Did This Week That Were Stereotypical Michigan
I spent way too much time and money at Meijer

Meijer on Lansing’s west side with the famous giraffe
Courtesy of Google Maps Streetview